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Hey there Venty Boy,


It’s your old friend Mark. So, I have been throwing around some new ideas for Facebook functionality. How about a feature where we have your sometimes violent ex come over to your house in the middle of the night and make you give them your Facebook password. Then they read your messages to you while they stroke your head and as why they weren’t good enough for you. I mean why should you have to read your own messages when you could just sit there and relax. Doesn’t that sound great?
Best Regards,
Mark Z.

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