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Eddie Money 1949 – 2019

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Eddie Money, AKA the poor man’s Bruce Springsteen, AKA The Employee, died on September 13. 2019, at the age of 70. 

He died of cancer possibly caused by overexposure to neon album cover fonts. 

While he was mainly known for his musical success, it is also notable that he is credited with being way ahead of his time as the first rockstar to sport the now popular dad-bod.  

He worked as a police officer before making it in the music industry but took issue with their policies against long hair and cocaine use. 

At the time of death Eddie Money was in possession of two tickets to paradise, but due to the years he spent living a life of excess and abusing drugs and alcohol, he will be on the first Spirit Airline flight to the lake of fire.  

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