Listen up! Scabby gots something to say about this holiday shopping chaos that seems to have taken over the city. First off, if I almost…
My favorite time of the year is once again upon us Janes and Johns! That’s right, Halloween! The time of the year when old scabby…
Hey guys and gals, Scabby here, fresh off my summer stint in rehab. Oh but don’t you worry about old Scabster, I’m still a good-time…
Well, its that time again… Bones aching; starting to see a heavier flow drizzle down; everyone around seems to be looking for an evacuation route.…
I know it may seem unlikely but for most of my life I have been a member of the GOP, no, not the Gangrene Old…
Seeing how most of my customers are local congressional representatives as well as sexually repressed Republicans, I have heard more than my share about the…
Dear Scabby, We are short staffed this month since Blake Farenthold passed mono to everyone in the office. I know he is one of your…
I get it, all these people want to live in that fancy white house. Who wouldn’t? I’d be happy just to live in a white…