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Dear Wil Vent,

For decades now I have always wondered why nothing ever happened between us. In 1993 we were at the same junior high school, sure I…

Dear Vent,

As governor of the state where you operate this sorry excuse for a magazine, I have to demand that you to cease and desit the…

Dear Liberal Crackpot,

I know you’ve got a gun control boner right now, what with the recent shooting and the one before that, and the one before that.…

Hey there Venty Boy,

It’s your old friend Mark. So, I have been throwing around some new ideas for Facebook functionality. How about a feature where we have your…

Dear worthless rag,

What is up with all the post coverage? Don’t you do any planning for this rag… Every time I read about some great thing, it…

Dear Wil,

Wil, With all this racism in the news it got me thinking about you and your family. How is your dad? Does he still say…

Dear Vent,

Hey Man, It’s me Javi Luna, I know you’re busy, but I could really use someone to talk at. I am considering going on Facebook…

Dear Editor,

Dear Wil or William or Will or Editor or William Henneberger or Will Vent or whatever you are calling yourself nowadays, I am writing to…