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Dear Vent Magazine,

Dear Vent Magazine, What’s up with all the masturbation stories this issue… I count at least 3. I’m counting that bitter rant on page 3…

Dear Vent,

Dude, I am super pissed this morning. Those dudes told me to vote against Destination Bayfront and they would fix me up with some pot…

Dear Vent,

Dear Vent, I couldn’t help but notice that you had absolutely NO coverage regarding the 50th anniversary of the JFK assassination. It seems awfully suspicious…

Dear Santa,

Dear Santa, I’m so confused about what I would like under my tree this December. I guess if you put a gun to my head…

Dear Jesus,

Dear Jesus, First let me say happy birthday. Secondly, if you see Santa can you tell him I would like a Justin Bieber Doll, the…

Dear Santa

Attn. North Pole To whom it may concern, I am writing to inform you that I am sickened by the corporate culture that you and…

Dear Santa

Dear Santa, My name is Sara and I am 6 years old. I have lots of toys so this year I’m not asking for anything…

Dear Editor,

Dear Editor, I want to congratulate you on not making this entire issue about Sons of Anarchy. I know you finally watched it for the…