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Letters to the Editor (Sept. 19)

Dear Mr Vent, I hope this letter finds you well. I am writing to congratulate you on still being in circulation after all these years.…

Letters to Santa

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is some furniture (preferably a foot stool), some rope to practice my knots, and a heavy duty hook…

Letters to the Ed

Dear Lily’s Dad, I heard you caught that cold I sent home for you via your daughter. Happy back to school season, you old bastard.…