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December 6th & 7th – Concrete Street Amphitheater

Well fall has finally arrived in the Coastal Bend, guys and gals. Scabby loves this time a year. It’s the one time a year I don’t mind being residentially challenged. I can hang outside all day without my undercarriage smelling like a batch of day-old sauerkraut. The cooler weather brings all the crazies out for all sorts of fun, outdoor events. Dia De Los Muertos was fun and fitting considering the high murder rate Corpus has experienced this year. Speaking of crime rates, our very own leather-clad District Attorney is going to be hosting quite a doozy of a party at the Old Concrete Street Amphitheater and it has Scabby soggier than the tortilla on a barbacoa taco just thinking about it.

On Friday, December 6th is Ladies Night Out with some of the hottest names in 90s R&B with Ginuwine, Dru Hill, and Jon B. I know what you’re thinking; what do you know about R&B, Scabby? Well I’ll have you know Ginuwine’s “Pony” was my big closing number back in my stripping days. That was before the CDC got involved and sent me into early retirement.

Saturday night, December 7th, all you hip-hoppers can come out and get “turnt up” with the Texas Legends Bun B, Z-Ro, Lil Keke and more. Now I myself have never “turnt up” but I have been turned out a time or two so Scabby will be out there seeing if I can get me one of them good-looking, self-employed gangstas. So, if you see Scabby out there don’t be afraid to say hello. Get a little drank in me and I’ll show you a real good time.

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