Judge Wapner Found Dead To Me

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The plaintiff, Death, claims that Judge Wapner ruined society by launching Reality Television. He also says that 97 years on Earth is plenty and anything more is greedy. He is suing for $163.00 and Judge Joseph Wapner’s soul.

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The Defendant, Joseph Wapner says: He will leave this realm when he is good and ready. He thinks Death’s claim is bogus and this cold he has will probably pass in a couple of days. He is counter-suing for enough time to make a television comeback.

…and so we proceed with the case of the Judge That Won’t Budge.

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Unfortunately, on February 26th, 2017 Judge Wapner was found guilty of being too old and for making Judge Judy’s career possible.

In his later years, he was often heard rumbling about how The Real World gets all the credit for being the first Reality TV show.

Wapner is preceded in death by everyone who used to watch The People’s Court and is survived by everyone that thought he was already dead.