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Letters to Santa

Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is some furniture (preferably a foot stool), some rope to practice my knots, and a heavy duty hook…

Dear Santa,

Hey Santa baby, I want the same thing I ask for every year and never seem to get… Dignity. I haven’t giving up on you…

Dear Santa,

Dear Santa Impersonator, I don’t even know why I am writing you this letter seeing as I am Santa. That’s right boys and girls, I…

Dear Santa,

Ok Santa, There’s no time to screw around here. This Christmas we need our Filibuster back. It looks like Jesus is sitting on his hands…

Dear Santa,

Dear Santa, This year for Christmas all I want is for someone to pick me up from this cemetery. It seems like I’ve been here…

Dear Santa,

Dear Santa, I no longer believe in you, but I’m just really desperate here. I have had it up to here with my old man!…

Dear Santa,

Dear Santa, I’m so confused about what I would like under my tree this December. I guess if you put a gun to my head…

Dear Jesus,

Dear Jesus, First let me say happy birthday. Secondly, if you see Santa can you tell him I would like a Justin Bieber Doll, the…