Monthly Archives: February 2017

Gay Hackers Take Aim At POTUS’ Backdoor

Washington D.C. – In this post-Wikileaks world hacker organizations like Anonymous have taken on the Robin Hoodian task of exposing corruption wherever it rears its ugly head. And nobody knows more about exposing ugly head than the gay hacker group Python Patrol. PP hactivists get there name from the elite unit within the fictional Cobra organization, and also because Python is a computer coding language as well as a euphemism for large penises.

The recent discovery that both the President and First Lady have active twitter accounts connected to non-secured, private email addresses makes them prime targets for the corn-holing code crackers. If the silicone valley butt pirates are able to uncover any confidential information they could really have the President over a barrel.

Trump vows: Turtles Will Pay For Sea Shore Funding

CORPUS CHRISTI – President Donald Trump’s executive order for a federal hiring freeze is leaving the Padre Island National Seashore (PINS) without a fully functional staff. At a press conference Monday morning the President doubled-down on his order and told concerned environmentalist that he would fix this issue by making the sea turtles and other freeloading animals pay for their own funding.

“When the ocean sends its turtles, they’re not sending their best,” Trump barked at press conference on Padre Island. “They’re not sending the teenage mutants. They’re not sending the ninjas. They’re sending turtles that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists.”

Wake Up and Resist in the Fightin’ 27th.

I did not really want to be one of those publishers urging others to resist the President and his possibly illegal actions and orders, but it seems that Führer Trump is going to have it no other way. He will be the president that completely polarizes America. It will be very hard for anyone on the grid to avoid the chaos and protests set into motion by the president’s haste, bigotry, and quite frankly, his lack of intelligence. Thankfully, there are still those in congress with enough respect for the system (however flawed it may be) to stand up to a president that doesn’t seem to have any regard for equality or even human decency, not to mention the constitutionality of the Executive Orders he puts in place. While those patriotic Congressmen are keeping a watchful eye on our faux president, we need to turn our focus to our district and any chance of taking it out of the hands of a party that seems to have also stopped caring about equality and the welfare of all Americans.

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