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DTM Obit: Paul Walker / Nelson Mandela

[Editors Note: Because of Mandela passing so close to our print deadline, we were forced to write a shared obituary. We are so, so sorry.]…

Dear Santa,

Hey Santa baby, I want the same thing I ask for every year and never seem to get… Dignity. I haven’t giving up on you…

Dear Santa,

Dear Santa Impersonator, I don’t even know why I am writing you this letter seeing as I am Santa. That’s right boys and girls, I…

Dear Santa,

Ok Santa, There’s no time to screw around here. This Christmas we need our Filibuster back. It looks like Jesus is sitting on his hands…