Monthly Archives: October 2012

Dear Editor,

Dear Editor,
I want to congratulate you on not making this entire issue about Sons of Anarchy. I know you finally watched it for the first time this month and now you’ve been glued to your computer watching the first 4 seasons non-stop.

Let me also warn you, that you may start to feel like you have what it takes to join a Motorcycle Club… You do not.

Dear Will Vent,

Don’t think I don’t see you every morning driving into the side parking lot to drop off your brat kid at school. THERE IS A SYSTEM IN PLACE! You have to wait in line like every other parent, and you can drop off your kid when I tell my 4th grade minions to let you into the driveway. I am the mother***ing king of this school zone, DO YOU GET THAT!  How dare you even question my authority! Do not even look in my direction until you hear me blow my whistle, you inferior piece of crap. All of you “college graduates”, with your “office jobs” and your “expense accounts” and “double Windsors”… well from 7:45 until 8:15, you are all my b*tches. That’s right…GO…Now STOP! GO ON, what are you waiting for. STOP!  Oh, hi Mrs. Ramirez. Good Morning. Of course you go right in… you fine a$$ mother I’d like t— BEEEEEEP. WHAT THE FU… I know you didn’t honk at me from that ghetto POS. Looks like your kid is gonna be late today.


CCISD Janitor/ Crossing Guard Specialist

Wake Up and…. Die

Corpus Christi, TX
It’s that time of year again Corpus Christinos, time to throw some paint on your face, and wander around aimlessly scaring the crap out of people. No, it’s not the annual black-face-a-thon over at the Harbor Playhouse… I am of course referring to the fact that it is undeniably-  Zombie Time!

It’s time for Zombie walking… Zombie Prom-ing… Zombie trick-or-treating… and lets not forget the most important Zombie Voting.

Congressman claims 47% of Democrats Ride the Short Bus

Congressman Blake Farenthold is taking heat from his party after the release of a video in which he makes offensive remarks about American Democrats. The now widespread clip was recorded two years ago at a pajama party fundraiser.

In the clip Farenthold address an elite group of scantily clad women, saying, “It’s really no use trying to convince democrats of anything, 47% of them are already riding the short bus.” He continues, “All we can really do is tell those little democrat fellas they’re doing the best they can and maybe hand them out a cookie or a juice box.”

This comes in the wake of several gaffes, by a number of different Texas republicans. Last week Senator John Cornyn was overheard saying that 47% of the new Ben Folds Five album is derivative bullsh*it. While earlier this month, Governer Rick Perry, commented to his barber that, “47% of Jews have, black people hair.”

So far, the blowback from these comments has caused a dip in support from voters in the decent human being community. While support among a**holes continues to increase.

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